{"id":517,"date":"2015-09-28T21:00:51","date_gmt":"2015-09-29T01:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scotchsporting.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2015-09-28T21:00:51","modified_gmt":"2015-09-29T01:00:51","slug":"nfl-fantasy-draft-backups-need-lovin-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rabblepress.com\/scotchsporting\/nfl-fantasy-draft-backups-need-lovin-too\/","title":{"rendered":"NFL Fantasy Draft – Backups need lovin’ too"},"content":{"rendered":"

With so many starters being hurt, or just generally being awful (sorry Brian\u00a0Hoyer, but you ARE also bald…) we thought it was only fair to update our QB rankings<\/p>\n

So enjoy the best of the backups!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
RANK<\/td>\nNAME<\/td>\nWhy<\/td>\nHottness Rating (Out Of 10)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
6<\/td>\n\n

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Michael Vick<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

Remember when Michael Vick killed a whole bunch of dogs?<\/td>\n0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
5<\/td>\n\n

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Luke McCowan<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

Matt Groening recently revealed the inspiration behind the animation for Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel. \u201cI\u2019m flattered\u201d Replied McCowan. “My brother Josh is genuinely attractive<\/a> so its nice to have something to show to my parents and potential suitors.”<\/td>\n1.6<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
4<\/td>\n\n

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Brendon Weeden<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

Wasn\u2019t he\u00a0character killed at the end of the Firefly movie<\/a>?<\/p>\n

He looks more suited\u00a0to be\u00a0thanking us for taking the time to listen to his Primerica sales pitch, than a starting QB. Otherwise very average looking.<\/td>\n

4.3<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3<\/td>\n\n

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Ryan Mallet<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

We find him pretty okay looking. We wouldn\u2019t chew our own arms off in the morning to escape, but we wouldn\u2019t be tagging Jagr style seflie<\/a>s on instagram either. He\u2019s got lovely cheekbones, but in every picture we researched he looks like he was always just finished saying \u201chey girrrrrrrrrl\u201d<\/td>\n6.7<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2<\/td>\n\n

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Jimmy Clausen<\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

Fresh off a Snekkja longship via Tissvassklumptj\u00f8nnin, Norway, Jimmy Clausen, the Scandinavian Sensation is starting in the place of an injured Jay Cutler. And as far as we know, unlike Cutler, his wife isn\u2019t annoying as hell, so he gets to keep his ranking.<\/td>\n7.2<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
1<\/td>\n\n
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Matt Cassel<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/td>\n

If you ignore his giant mouth, which looks like it could unhinge at any moment and swallow small suckling pig directly off a spit, he\u2019s the best looking of all the backups. A little bit like a younger, buffer Zack Morris.<\/p>\n

Sorry ladies. I guess these guys are backups for a reason<\/td>\n

8.2<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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With so many starters being hurt, or just generally being awful (sorry Brian\u00a0Hoyer, but you ARE also bald…) we thought it was only fair to update our QB rankings So enjoy the best of the backups! RANK NAME Why Hottness Rating (Out Of 10) 6 Remember when Michael Vick killed a whole bunch of dogs?…
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